Thursday, September 10, 2009

My (Short) Autobiography

When you create a profile on Google, they ask you to write a short bio. Here's mine:
Short bio: I was born. I learned to walk and talk. I went to school. I learned to sit and shut up. I went to college. I learned to walk and talk with girls. I got married. I got divorced. I learned to walk and talk with God. I married again. We adopted two children. I am We are trying to teach them how to walk and talk with God.

And I don't even think I used the maximum number of characters.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How does your present wife like being called "SOMEONE ELSE" :) :)

Keith Brenton said...

Good point. Maybe a re-phrase is in order.

laymond said...

I saved your behind there brother :)

mmlace said...

Brother, I like that. A lot.